cursed santa

Rizzmas is a Great Day

jojo's reference

Get it? cuz like Great day. its like the opening: Great days. isnt that cool. and jojo-y and awesome and the best jojos reference ever

santa

See this dude? his name is santa and he is the greatest sigma to ever exist. he is the reason rizzmas happens.

tree

You see santa is the greatest sigma and will give you heaps of free presents and blahaj. but you need to make sure you stay sigma because santa doesnt give presents to betas

blahaj

Blahaj

war crimes

dont be a beta like this cat. or else no presents for you.

fart

Christmas is a time for you to spend with family and be happy with one another. so go do that.